bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

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chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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fagmobs:

undeadthug:

This could be us but you playin 

I loved the Dark Horse video

fagmobs:

undeadthug:

This could be us but you playin 

I loved the Dark Horse video

(via simonthelama)

First of all, calling it a “Circle Jerk” is geometrically innacurate, Second,

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loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

(via drunktrophywife)

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

(via shesastrangelittleboy)

imsuchastar:

Lady Gaga’s discography.

imsuchastar:

Lady Gaga’s discography.

(via tyleroakley)

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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